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Paul Ryan is pictured here as prom king in 1988. While in high school, Ryan delivered pizzas for Señor Pizza and spent summers mowing lawns to save up for a telescope. (That is, until he made a deal with popular cheerleader Cindy Mancini wherein he would pay her $1,000 so she could purchase a new suede outfit and she would pretend to be his girlfriend.)


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August 12th, 2012 at 8:06 pm