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Comedy Central Preemptively Beheads South Park Creators

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The late Matt Stone (left) and Trey Parker

NEW YORK CITY – In an effort to avoid an Islamist backlash to a recent episode of South Park which attempted to depict the Muslim prophet Muhammad, executives at Comedy Central have preemptively beheaded the cartoon’s creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

The specially-forged scimitar used in the beheading was then presented to the American-Islamic Council in an elaborate apology ceremony. Representatives from Comedy Central donned hijabs and dutifully recited passages from the Qur’an.


Written by Ironic Commando

April 26th, 2010 at 1:08 pm

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  1. This post has been linked for the HOT5 Daily 4/27/2010, at The Unreligious Right


    27 Apr 10 at 8:40 am

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